Last modified: Mon Mar 31 18:53:09 UTC 2014
Some simple to understand rules about mail are
If YOUR message is too important to YOU to be ignored, the cost of stamps or a delivery service should be futile to YOU and so should the the pre-payed handling fee of 50 Euros per E-mail message be too.
Your orgasmic pleasure that I will ever read any E-mail is nonexistant.
If you aim to sell me something, even buying stamps and sending a letter will NOT enhance that chance above NIL.
For any messages bigger than 16 KiloBytes (which is the equivalent of 1 fully typed page of A4 in ASCII format), YOU should hire a publisher !
Anything bigger than 4 Kilobytes will not get read either.
Allways send ASCII, the chance that your message will be categorised as spam should decline to 99.9999 %.
Since you where not formally introduced to US you are unable to understand the proper ways as to how WE are to be addressed by the common peasant that you obviously are.
I do not care who or what you are, whome or what you represent nor what your domainname is, was or will be, IF you are on the shitlist You better resort to praying as an alternative mode of communication or try using tomtoms.
Any error messages are mere propaganda, they all lie !
Since inception of Spamipuku®©    ...
MAILTERRORISTS where thrown into OBLIVION by
this system without any human intervention.
If your IP or Domain is listed on the Rejectlist I urge you to learn to communicate with US in a more oldfashioned way, like hiring an ambassador.
If you are a decent person and thus offended by rude, graphic,
blasphemic, explicit and any other kind of foul and abusive language, you should not read anything from below the pussy.
Be aware, or your soul will burn eternally in every HELL in existence, whether it is of devine or human origin even if one does not exist in your current beliefsystem.
Not to mention that your vocabulary will be enhanced with many uncivil phrases, which will degrade your social standing among your peers.
The Devine Creature to whom we all refer to as MailBitch
has a harsh opinion about people sending offending and unsollicited messages.
The only good message from a spammer is its Obituary.
If you can not be bothered to address me in my own language, you better fuck-off immediately.
There is no such thing as innocence on the internet.
IF you think you are innocent, do apply for virginal sainthood elsewhere.
But please be advised about the fact that this position is allready taken by some broad who gave birth to a carpenters' bastard some two millennia ago.
Being the pathetic idiot that you obviously are, you are to retarded to start a Holy War anyway.
So, just Piss-off, will 'Ya .
Complaints about my service ? .... HAVE YOU PAID ?
In that case there isn't any either, so don't bother.
If you do not know how to address me you are to stupid to have any intelligent written communications with me anyway.
So, you really are a fuckhead.
Why the hell do you keep sending garbage to non-existing entities ?
And you are a cocksucker too, ain't 'ya?, mailing from dicktionaries.
If YOU want better treatment, send us all your personal information,
any and all bank and tax statements of the last 5 years accompanied by
full description, logins and passwords to all your computers, accounts
and networks that you have access to.
At least you will have the satisfaction of not being fucked over like any random anonymous bastard like you are now.
Messages from Mailer-Daemons and virus-warning braindeadisms will never be read, I do not give a damn about which piece of your mental filth could not be delivered anyway.
If your MTA states that the messagesize is ZERO, you
obviously had nothing to say.
Then YOU have shit-for-brains for sending nothing.
If you are on the shitlist, adhere to these four very simple rules:
Rule 0: Do NOT contact us about anything
Rule 1: Frankly, I don't give a damn.
Rule 2: See all of the above.
Rule 3: There is no rule four.
If you think that you did not spam, excercise that last
working braincell of yours and ask yourself this simple question:
HOW THE FUCK DID YOUR IP-ADDRESS GOT ON THE SHITLIST IN THE FIRST PLACE ?
ALLWAYS SEND ASCII FORMATED AND PGP ENCRYPTED MAIL !
Unless you have a really neat way to combine all of the hissing, puffing, moaning, shreiking and the filthy stench emanating from your KIDDYPORN, embedded with all of your personal identifying data into nifty 3D-imagery with artificial touch and smell and an gender dependant narrating holografic neurocerebral interfaces for deaf-blind quadriplegics, dumping all non-ASCII content and mails without a PGP-Header is the default here.
Until then just die by drowning yourself in a sewer or do something useful to benefit the human race like converting yourself into fertilizer.
Comments and remarks are welcome
at the RFC822-standards role-account.
The details of which can be found at http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc822.html.
In case you are now seriously offended by my sermon: Decent people,
with at least 1 working braincell, would NOT have scrolled down and
read all of the above after being duly warned!
So, fuck-off and go kill yourself as an act of mercy for humanity, it will save some trees too.